The Database That Laughs Back.
Query with Chaos. Powered by Emojis.
An absurd yet functional JSONL database engine, controlled by the universal language of emojis.
Pinky
The Brain: How It Works
The logic behind the madness.
The PinkyDB Engine
The core engine, `PinkyDB`, reads simple `.jsonl` files. Instead of complex SQL, you just type what you feel. It's logic, simplified.
# Find all active & strong enemies
db.select("enemies", "😎 ➕ 🔥")
# Find all bosses OR fast units
db.select("enemies", "👑 ➖ 🚀")
# Find anything that is NOT deleted
db.select("enemies", "❌ 💀")Pinky
The Playground: Try It Out!
Enter the Query-O-Matic 9000.
db.select("data", "")
Result:
// Enter a query and hit EXECUTE!