The Database That Laughs Back.

Query with Chaos. Powered by Emojis.

An absurd yet functional JSONL database engine, controlled by the universal language of emojis.

Pinky

The Brain: How It Works

The logic behind the madness.

The PinkyDB Engine

The core engine, `PinkyDB`, reads simple `.jsonl` files. Instead of complex SQL, you just type what you feel. It's logic, simplified.

# Find all active & strong enemiesdb.select("enemies", "😎 βž• πŸ”₯")# Find all bosses OR fast unitsdb.select("enemies", "πŸ‘‘ βž– πŸš€")# Find anything that is NOT deleteddb.select("enemies", "❌ πŸ’€")
Pinky

The Playground: Try It Out!

Enter the Query-O-Matic 9000.

db.select("data", "")

Result:

// Enter a query and hit EXECUTE!